dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president
young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
Then you buy new white clothes and you discover that your current white clothes are definitely not white anymore and vow to never wash your whites with colors again.
Wait. Am I no longer a young adult because of this?
I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.