what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics
My CEO just informed me that we’re all getting laser pointer pens.
Our microwave hasn’t worked properly in months.
when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating
How to do human transmutation
Step 1: RECONSIDER
today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit
either mrs hudson turns out to be a criminal mastermind responsible for all the crimes sherlock’s solved or johnlock becomes canon there’s literally no other choice