Saturday, July 12, 2014

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

Friday, June 20, 2014

My CEO just informed me that we’re all getting laser pointer pens.

Our microwave hasn’t worked properly in months.

Priorities.

Friday, June 13, 2014

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

How to do human transmutation

thebowtiepenguin:

Step 1: RECONSIDER

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

If more men said “don’t be that guy” to each other instead of “not all men” to women… what a wonderful world this could be. JennyJo (via theremina)

youcouldntseeforthelights:

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

Anthony Weiner when not involving his dick usually says at least relevant things.

Wait. I should like this guy? Fuck sex scandals. I want this guy in some sort of public office.

lakilester:


No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

painlock:

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either mrs hudson turns out to be a criminal mastermind responsible for all the crimes sherlock’s solved or johnlock becomes canon there’s literally no other choice